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{{battletop|image=mariachi1.gif|a=a|name=handsome mariachi|text=This is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.}} | {{battletop|image=mariachi1.gif|a=a|name=handsome mariachi|text=This is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.}} | ||
<center>He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | <center>He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | ||
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He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that. | He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that. | ||
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal. | He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.</center> | ||
{{meat|2|amount=4-7|avg=5.1|stdev=0.9}} | {{meat|2|amount=4-7|avg=5.1|stdev=0.9}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=bottle.gif|item=bottle of tequila|num=29.9% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=bottle.gif|item=bottle of tequila|num=29.9% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=taco.gif|item=chorizo taco|num=21.1% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=taco.gif|item=chorizo taco|num=21.1% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=potion1.gif|item=handsomeness potion|num=19.4% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=potion1.gif|item=handsomeness potion|num=19.4% chance}} | ||
{{stat|3-4}} | |||
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Occurs at [[South of the Border]]. | Occurs at [[South of the Border]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:40, 12 August 2006
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <nipple>. Ooh! Oof!
He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.
 | You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.1, stdev: 0.9)* |
 | You acquire 29.9% chance bottles of tequila |
 | You acquire 21.1% chance chorizo tacos |
 | You acquire 19.4% chance handsomeness potions |
| You gain 3-4 <substat>. |
Occurs at South of the Border.
References
- The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi and Desperado
