Handsome mariachi: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 16:56, 29 August 2006

He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <shins>. Ugh! Ouch!

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <shins>. Ouch! Ooh!

He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.

You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.1, stdev: 0.9)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (29.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: chorizo taco (21.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: handsomeness potion (19.4% chance)*

You gain 3-4 <substat>.

The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi and Desperado

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 {{acquire|image=taco.gif|item=chorizo taco|chance=21.1%}}