Handsome mariachi

He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <forehead>. Ouch! Ooh!

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <forehead>. Ow! Ouch!

He flips his guitar case up onto one shoulder and launches a small heat-seeking missile at you. That's pretty surprising -- you thought only travelling priests packed that much concealed weaponry. Ooh! Argh!

He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.

You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.1, stdev: 0.9)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (29.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: chorizo taco (21.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: handsomeness potion (19.4% chance)*

You gain 3-4 <substat>.

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Occurs at South of the Border.

References

• The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi, Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
• The comment about traveling priests carrying heat-seeking missles in the critical hit message may be a reference to Nicholas D. Wolfwood from the anime Trigun. Wolfwood is a traveling preacher who carries an enormous cross filled with guns, including a rocket launcher.