Handsome mariachi

Handsome mariachi
Monster ID	270
Locations	South of The Border
Hit Points	15
Attack	17
Defense	15
No-Hit	27
Initiative	50
Meat	4-6
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	bottle of tequila, chorizo taco, handsomeness potion
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a handsome mariachi

This is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.

Hit Message(s):

He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <eye>. Oof! Argh!

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <eye>. Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He flips his guitar case up onto one shoulder and launches a small heat-seeking missile at you. That's pretty surprising -- you thought only travelling priests packed that much concealed weaponry. Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.

Fumble Message:

He opens his guitar case, and looks shocked and dismayed to find a guitar inside it. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.1, stdev: 0.9)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (29.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: chorizo taco (21.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: handsomeness potion (19.4% chance)*

You gain 3-4 <substat>.

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Occurs at South of The Border.

References

• The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi, Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
• The weaponry concealed in a guitar case refers to the film, Desperado and/or the above Robert Rodreiguez films.
• The line about travelling priests refers to the character Wolfwood from the series Trigun.