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A flash of light forces you to shield your eyes. As you blink away the spots, you see a thickly-built man in a black jacket and olive-drab slacks, checking the settings on a large camera hanging around his neck.
A flash of light forces you to shield your eyes. As you blink away the spots, you see a thickly-built man in a black jacket and olive-drab slacks, checking the settings on a large camera hanging around his neck.


"Who the heck are you?" you ask, increasingly annoyed by these interruptions.
"Who the heck are ''you?''" you ask, increasingly annoyed by these interruptions.


"I'm Hank," he says. "Hank North. Remember that name, 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in three days when I get the scoop."
"I'm Hank," he says. "Hank North. Remember that name, 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in three days when I get the scoop."


"Fine, whatever. Are you planning on killing me with that camera? Because..." Your voice trails off as Hank hefts a kayak paddle with a chainsaw duct-taped to the end. "...Oh."
"Fine, what''ever''. Are you planning on killing me with that camera? Because..." Your voice trails off as Hank hefts a kayak paddle with a chainsaw duct-taped to the end. "...Oh."
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He tries to eat a piece of pie, grabs the plate underneath the pie instead, and hurls it at you. {{ouch|5}}
 
He picks up a barbecue grill by the legs and beats you with it. {{ouch|5}}
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Revision as of 12:15, 19 August 2012

Hank North, Photojournalist
Monster ID 1224
Locations Anywhere, 12-36 turns after leveling to level 12, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him
Hit Points 180
Attack 144
Defense 148
Initiative 120
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops hunter brain
Manuel Entry
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Hank North, Photojournalist You're fighting Hank North, Photojournalist

A flash of light forces you to shield your eyes. As you blink away the spots, you see a thickly-built man in a black jacket and olive-drab slacks, checking the settings on a large camera hanging around his neck.

"Who the heck are you?" you ask, increasingly annoyed by these interruptions.

"I'm Hank," he says. "Hank North. Remember that name, 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in three days when I get the scoop."

"Fine, whatever. Are you planning on killing me with that camera? Because..." Your voice trails off as Hank hefts a kayak paddle with a chainsaw duct-taped to the end. "...Oh."

Hit Message(s):

He swings and misses you, but hits another even douchier photographer, who beats the crap out of you. Argh! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Eek!

He tries to eat a piece of pie, grabs the plate underneath the pie instead, and hurls it at you. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ow! Ouch!

He picks up a barbecue grill by the legs and beats you with it. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: hunter brain

Occurs after reaching level 12 on a Zombie Slayer path.

References