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Revision as of 03:55, 20 August 2012
| Hank North, Photojournalist | |
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| Monster ID | 1224 |
| Locations | Anywhere, 12-36 turns after leveling to level 12, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him |
| Hit Points | 180 |
| Attack | 144 |
| Defense | 148 |
| Initiative | 120 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | hunter brain |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Hank North, PhotojournalistA flash of light forces you to shield your eyes. As you blink away the spots, you see a thickly-built man in a black jacket and olive-drab slacks, checking the settings on a large camera hanging around his neck.
"Who the heck are you?" you ask, increasingly annoyed by these interruptions.
"I'm Hank," he says. "Hank North. Remember that name, 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in three days when I get the scoop."
"Fine, whatever. Are you planning on killing me with that camera? Because..." Your voice trails off as Hank hefts a kayak paddle with a chainsaw duct-taped to the end. "...Oh."
Hit Message(s):
He swings and misses you, but hits another even douchier photographer, who beats the crap out of you. Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Eek!
He tries to eat a piece of pie, grabs the plate underneath the pie instead, and hurls it at you. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Argh!
He swigs from a bottle of orange juice, then beats you with a pair of ice-skates tied together like nunchucks. Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
He picks up a barbecue grill by the legs and beats you with it. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Oof!
He hits you five times with a golf club, putting himself two over par. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ouch!
He beats you with a golf club until it falls apart, then a hockey stick until that falls apart, then a skateboard until that falls apart. Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Argh! Ow!
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 | You acquire an item: hunter brain |
Occurs after reaching level 12 on a Zombie Slayer path.
References
- A reference to Frank West of the Dead Rising series.
