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{{battle|image=madpoet.gif|a=an|name=angry poet|text=This poet is generally good-natured, what with all the honey-dew he eats and milk of Paradise he drinks (which is like Milk of Magnesia, only less chalky). However, your approach woke him up from a totally killer dream he was having, and now he's coming at you all flashing eyes and floating hair, ready to stab you with a quill. | {{battle|image=madpoet.gif|a=an|name=angry poet|text=This poet is generally good-natured, what with all the honey-dew he eats and milk of Paradise he drinks (which is like Milk of Magnesia, only less chalky). However, your approach woke him up from a totally killer dream he was having, and now he's coming at you all flashing eyes and floating hair, ready to stab you with a quill. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He takes a bite from a honey-dew, then hurls it at you, leaving a melon-sized bruise on your melon. | ||
He flashes you with his eyes, then just...flashes you. Ugh. | |||
|miss=He recites horrible poetry, but you plug your ears and sing tavern songs to yourself. | |miss=He recites horrible poetry, but you plug your ears and sing tavern songs to yourself. | ||
Revision as of 06:55, 2 June 2007
| Angry poet | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 585 |
| Locations | The Stately Pleasure Dome |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (Max 125) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | honey-dew, white Xanadian |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an angry poetThis poet is generally good-natured, what with all the honey-dew he eats and milk of Paradise he drinks (which is like Milk of Magnesia, only less chalky). However, your approach woke him up from a totally killer dream he was having, and now he's coming at you all flashing eyes and floating hair, ready to stab you with a quill.
Hit Message(s):
He takes a bite from a honey-dew, then hurls it at you, leaving a melon-sized bruise on your melon.
He flashes you with his eyes, then just...flashes you. Ugh.
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He recites horrible poetry, but you plug your ears and sing tavern songs to yourself.
He throws a honey-dew at you, but it turns out to be a honey-don't.
He tries to flash you with his eyes, but you avert yours.
He tries to stab you with his quill, but you defy convention and block him with a sword.
He pulls out a bottle of the Milk of Paradise and downs it in a few gulps. He sways back and forth, regards you blearily, and says "I love you, man. You're my best friend." (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 25 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Stately Pleasure Dome.
