Angry poet

Angry poet
Monster ID	585
Locations	The Stately Pleasure Dome
Hit Points	Scales with player stats
Attack	Scales with player stats (Max 125)
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	60
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	honey-dew, white Xanadian
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an angry poet

This poet is generally good-natured, what with all the honey-dew he eats and milk of Paradise he drinks (which is like Milk of Magnesia, only less chalky). However, your approach woke him up from a totally killer dream he was having, and now he's coming at you all flashing eyes and floating hair, ready to stab you with a quill.

Hit Message(s):

He takes a bite from a honey-dew, then hurls it at you, leaving a melon-sized bruise on your melon.

He flashes you with his eyes, then just...flashes you. Ugh.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He recites horrible poetry, but you plug your ears and sing tavern songs to yourself.

He throws a honey-dew at you, but it turns out to be a honey-don't.

He tries to flash you with his eyes, but you avert yours.

He tries to stab you with his quill, but you defy convention and block him with a sword.

Fumble Message:

He pulls out a bottle of the Milk of Paradise and downs it in a few gulps. He sways back and forth, regards you blearily, and says "I love you, man. You're my best friend." (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: honey-dew

You gain 25 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Stately Pleasure Dome.