Hellseal guardian

Hellseal guardian
Monster ID	781
Locations	The Nemesis' Lair (Seal Clubber)
Hit Points	210
Attack	160
Defense	144
Initiative	75
Meat	None
Phylum	demon
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, flipper, tail
Drops	hellseal whisker, hellseal whisker, hellseal claw, hellseal claw
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a hellseal guardian

You know how in gangster movies, they always have that 'bodyguard thug' character? The big, beefy bald guy, with a broken nose and little piggy eyes and no neck, wearing a cheap suit and brass knuckles?

This is basically the seal version of that guy.

Hit Message(s):

He grabs your elbow and your ankle and turns you into a pretzel. Although pretzels usually don't scream. Ow! Ooh! Oof! Eek!

He smacks you with his beefy tail. Where's the beef? Leaving a bruise on your <forehead>. Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Eek!

He breaks your nose with his brass fin. Dat wasn't bery dice. Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

He whacks you in the shin with a brass fin. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He smacks you with a fin, beats you senseless with his tail, and pinches your fingers between the rolls of fat on the back of his neck. I'd be lying if I said it was pleasant. Ow! Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He takes a minute to peruse a copy of Anonymous Thug Weekly.

He pauses to crack his neck before attacking again. Why do they always do that?

He stops to work out for a few minutes.

He tries to whack you in the shin with a fin, but can't begin.

Fumble Message:

He says, "sure, I may be dumb. And sure, I may be ugly. And sure, I may have bad breath. And sure, I may have repulsive body odor. But -- sorry, I forgot where I was going with that." (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: hellseal whisker (50% chance)*

You acquire an item: hellseal whisker (50% chance)*

You acquire an item: hellseal claw (50% chance)*

You acquire an item: hellseal claw (50% chance)*

You gain 40 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.