HotStuff's butt: Difference between revisions

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You're fighting HotStuff's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

You acquire an item: obnoxious riddle

You gain 20? <substat>.

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 |hit=?
-|miss=It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
+|miss=It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
-|critical=?
+It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
+It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
+It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
+The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
+It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?
+|critical=It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. {{ouch|2}} {{element|stench}}
 |fumble=?}}