Hypnotist of Hey Deze

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He hyp-mo-tizes you. You cluck like a chicken and quack like a duck. Then you throw yourself off a cliff like a lemming. Ugh! Eek! Oof!

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. The spiraling shapes make you go insane. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Eek!

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you in the <foot>, but misses.

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you, but only succeeds in hypnotizing you, which isn't nearly as effective.

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. Turns out, though, their spiraling shapes are frauds and fakes.

You acquire an item: hypnodisk (100% chance)*

You gain 10 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate. (Extremely rarely)

Notes

• On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.

References

• Refers to the They Might Be Giants song, Hypnotist of Ladies: "He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies / Never had a pocket watch, never counted backwards / You won't remember why you liked him"
• The second hit text and the third miss text contain lyrics from the They Might Be Giants song, Spiraling Shape: "The spiraling shape will make you go insane" / "The spiraling shape was a fraud and a fake".
• "Hyp-Mo-Tized" refers to David Letterman, who said that quote in one of the episodes of his show.