Ice cream truck

Ice cream truck
Monster ID	1500
Locations	A Deserted Stretch of I-911
Hit Points	1
Attack	Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
Defense	Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	antenna, body, fender, ladder, wheel
Drops	ice cream sandwich, plain paper hat
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an ice cream truck

This is a semi-truck full of novelty frozen goods. Not frozen novelty goods, as in, like, a whoopie-cushion dipped in liquid nitrogen. I'm talking those weird popsicles that are supposed to look like characters from cartoons and stuff, but which get melted and frozen so many times that they turn into Lovecraftian-horror-on-a-stick.

This truck delivers them to your neighborhood ding-a-ling ice-cream trucks. It doesn't play any music, except for the Smooth Sound of Golden Country Hits that the truck driver plays in the cab.

Hit Message(s):

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Critical Hit Message:

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Miss Message(s):

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Fumble Message:

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After Combat

If you deal 0 Cold damage

The Hare looks at the smoking wreckage of the vehicle, then looks at you.

"Uhh... Thanks... I guess..."

If you deal at least 1 Cold damage

The truck skids off the side of the road on the massive sheet of ice you've created. The hare straps on some skates and makes significant progress down the road.

X Seconds Saved!

You acquire an item: ice cream sandwich (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: plain paper hat (?% chance)*

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Occurs at A Deserted Stretch of I-911.