Irate mariachi: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 16:56, 29 August 2006

He plays the highest note he can on his trumpet. Your ears start to bleed. Ooh! Ow!

He swings his guitarron at you and clips you in the <shoulder>. It hurts you deeply. Oof! Ow!

He tries to play a loud, high note on his trumpet, but seems to lack los chops.

He swings his guitarron at you, but misses you completely. Man, that was a low blow.

You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.2, stdev: 0.9)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (34.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: irate sombrero (19.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: mariachi G-string (29.4% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

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-{{meat|2|amount=4-7|avg=5.2|stdev=0.9}}
+{{meat|amount=4-7|avg=5.2|stdev=0.9}}
 {{acquire|image=bottle.gif|item=bottle of tequila|chance=34.4%}}
 {{acquire|image=hat2.gif|item=irate sombrero|chance=19.4%}}