Irate mariachi

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Irate mariachi
Monster ID	268
Locations	South of The Border
Hit Points	17
Attack	20
Defense	20
No-Hit	30
Initiative	50
Meat	4-6
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	bottle of tequila, half-sized guitar, irate sombrero, mariachi G-string
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an irate mariachi

This mariachi is seriously upset about something. Could be that the maraca player is late, could be that he forgot the chords to "Dos Arbolitos," who knows. Either way, it looks like he's going to take it out on your ass.

Hit Message(s):

He plays the highest note he can on his trumpet. Your ears start to bleed. Ugh! Oof!

He swings his guitarron at you and clips you in the <knee>. It hurts you deeply. Eek! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He plays a complex riff on his guitar -- you pause to admire the complexity of it, and he abruptly stops playing and hits you over the head with his guitar. Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to play a loud, high note on his trumpet, but seems to lack los chops.

He swings his guitarron at you, but misses you completely. Man, that was a low blow.

Fumble Message:

A string on his guitar breaks and he cuts his finger. Ouch! (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 4−6 Meat

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (35.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: half-sized guitar (19% chance)*

You acquire an item: irate sombrero (20.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: mariachi G-string (30.7% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

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Occurs at South of The Border.

References

• "Dos Arbolitos" (Two Little Trees) is a well-known mariachi song.