It's a Twister!

It's a Twister!

You black out for a few minutes and wake up in front of a huge bar in the middle of the desert, South of the Border. A large sign proclaims the name of the bar is the Kitty Twister -- it's festooned with neon images of cats trying to put their left front paw on red with their right rear paw on green. A man out front is making a speech through a megaphone, but you can't really understand what he's talking about:

"All right, kittens, kittens, kittens! Come on in, kittens lovers! Here at the Kitty Twister, this is a kitten blow out! All right, we got white kittens, black kittens, Spanish kittens, yellow kittens, we got hot kittens, cold kittens, we got wet kittens, we got smelly kittens, we got hairy kittens, bloody kittens, we got snappin' kittens, we got silk kittens, velvet kittens, gnaugahyde kittens, we even got horse kittens, dog kittens, chicken kittens! Come on, you want kittens, come on in, kitten lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, kitten lovers!"

Even though you're not in the market for any kittens, you figure a drink or two couldn't hurt. You wander inside, sit down at the bar, and start chatting with an attractive member of whatever gender you find attractive. The conversation goes pretty well, and you're thinking of suggesting going back to your place, when suddenly the entire bar goes insane!

You hear a squishing, stretching noise behind you and turn to see the bar patrons' faces changing shape, their teeth getting longer, their eyes glowing blood red. The place is full of vampires! You turn back to your conversation companion, only to find he or she is a vampire, too! You start to scream, but the fangs in your neck quickly make you drowsy. You don't quite remember what happens next, but it's the most intimate experience you've had in a while.

You lose 15 hit points.

You lose 10 Chutzpah.

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Occurs during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor.

References

• The entire adventure text describes scenes from From Dusk Till Dawn in a bar called "Titty Twister" (the version of the film edited for television called it "Kitty Twister"). If you replace "Kitty" with a slightly risqué double-entendre for female genitals and cats you have, verbatim, the barker's call enticing people to enter the Titty Twister bar.
• The name of this adventure is a reference to a line from The Wizard of Oz.It's also a reference to the term "Plot Twist", as a sudden and unexpected turn of events in a fiction.