Aquagoblin

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. Untested monster aggravation device settings: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

Aquagoblin
Monster ID	1606
Locations	Throne Room
Hit Points	69
Attack	55
Defense	50
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	goblin
Elements	None
Resistance	75
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg
Drops	goblin water
Quest	Cobb's Knob lab key (if not already found)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Aquagoblin

You open the door to the Goblin King's throne room. The King sits on the throne before you, almost neck-deep in water. Before you can approach him, though, the water rises still hire, then swirls around the throne, blocking the King from view.

When the water drops again, there's a watery goblin on the throne instead; he seems to be made of water, somehow, like the Aquabat before him.

"What did you do with the Goblin King?" you ask, but in less of a 'how dare you' way and more an 'I'm vaguely interested' way.

"There is no king but the Rain King," the Aquagoblin burbles, and then he surges toward you.

Hit Message(s):

He takes off his watery crown and beans you with it. Ouch! Talk about hard water! Ooh! Oof! Eek!

He blasts you with a gout of water that irrigates your sinuses until they bleed. Eek! Oof! Argh!

He drops a drop of water on your forehead at inconsistent intervals for what seems like an eternity. Oof! Argh! Ow!

He throws watery contact-juggling spheres at you, knocking you over. Ow! Ugh! Argh!

He stabs you with his watery horns. That shouldn't even work, but it does. Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

He turns into a watery owl, flaps over to you, and pokes you with his beak. Ouch! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

He punches you with a wet fist. It's gross, and it makes you feel oddly weaker.

You lose an effect: ... something[[Data:{{{effect}}}]]

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After Combat

You acquire an item: goblin water (% chance)*

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Occurs at Throne Room.

Notes

• Drains an effect from you each round of combat.
  • The Aquagoblin doesn't remove effects while he's stunned.
• Having any monster aggravation device set to... any specific number(?) (needs spading) doesn't cause additional items to drop like the Knob Goblin King would.

History

• Prior to August 19, 2014 the introductory text, at least in a Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise, consisted of:

You sashay into the Knob Goblin King's throne room, to find him spinning a set of glass spheres on the palm of one hand. He looks up, distracted. "I'll be ready for you in a minute, right after I'm through playing with my --"

"This is a family game," you say, lifting your veil. "The only physical contact we're going to have is my fist with your face."