Jet-ski bandit

Jet-ski bandit
Monster ID	1643
Locations	The Post-Apocalyptic Mall
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+10
Defense	Player's Muscle+10
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	impure gasoline, tarnished bottlecap
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a jet-ski bandit

In the horrible dystopian future, the Earth is a waterless desert wasteland. Unless it's actually entirely covered by ocean, and everyone has to travel by boat? I'm a little confused. Maybe it's half and half?

This guy is apparently also a bit confused, because he has brought his jetski to the desert part of the apocalypse. Fortunately, he's also brought a bathtub, so that he'll have something to ride it on.

Hit Message(s):

He peels out, spraying you with a gout of ice-cold water Ooh! Argh!

He peels out, spraying you with a gout of ice-cold water Brrrrrrrrrrr.

You laugh as he fails to get close to you on his jet-ski, but then you cry because he shoots you in the kidney.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to run you over with his jet-ski, but you just move away from the bathtub, and he can't reach you.

He tries to shoot you in the throat, but he misses because of the turbulence in the tub. The tubulence, if you will.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Chroner (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: impure gasoline (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: tarnished bottlecap (?% chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Post-Apocalyptic Mall.