Jewel-eyed wizard hat

jewel-eyed wizard hat

This is a pointy hat with stars and moons embroidered on it, and 'WIZZARD' spelled out in sequins. That way, people will know you're a wizard when you wear it. Because wizards can spell, but they can't spell. Ba-dum-bum-pssht.

It's also got a big jewel on it in the shape of an eye. And you know how big of a deal mystical third eyes are supposed to be. Or maybe you don't, because you haven't spent enough time hanging out with New Age weirdos.

Now all you need is a wizard robe, and you'll be ready to cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.

Type: hat
Power: 10
Cannot be discarded

Maximum MP +30
-1 MP to use Skills
Regenerate MP Based on Level
+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
Allows casting of Magic Missile

NOTE: Items that reduce the MP cost of skills will not do so by more than 3 points, in total.

(In-game plural: jewel-eyed wizard hats)

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Notes

• July 2006's special of the month from Mr. Store.
• Its description in the Mr. Store is/was:

Does various wizardy-type things. Also has the tallest item description popup of anything in the game. Cannot be equipped in Hardcore.

References

• The item description references the discworld series in which the main character Rincewind has a hat with the word "WIZZARD" engraved upon it in sequins.
• "Lvl. 3 Eroticism" and the wizard robe refer to the online antics of BloodNinja mocking people seeking cybersex. The most infamous example can be found on bash.org.
• The spell magic missile is possibly a reference to a Dead Alewives skit parodizing Dungeons and Dragons. In it, a player that is a "sorcerer of light" uses a spell called magic missle to attack the darkness in an empty room.
• However, it's more likely a reference simply to the D&D spell Magic Missile, which is a basic attack spell that almost all beginning wizards and sorcerers learn.

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