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Jick's real name is Zachary Johnson. He is also known as El Perezoso and, in times immemorial, Zurd. | Jick's real name is Zachary Johnson. He is also known as El Perezoso and, in times immemorial, Zurd. | ||
Jick's birthday is 7/7/1976. He announced that he turned 31 on 7/7/07 on the 9/6/07 radio show. | Jick's birthday is 7/7/1976. He announced that he turned 31 on 7/7/07 on the 9/6/07 radio show. However, in time of writing (December 31 2012), his account proclaims his age to be 35. Mysterious! | ||
Jick's name appears purple or red in chat. He collects flyswatter; to view his collection, check out his [[Display Case]]. | Jick's name appears purple or red in chat. He collects flyswatter; to view his collection, check out his [[Display Case]]. | ||
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Jick is the creator and supreme deity of the Kingdom of Loathing. Since early 2003, KoL has been an uncannily popular and successful MMORPG. Jick is also the head of Asymmetric Publications.
Jick does two weekly Radio KoL shows: "120 Minutes of (Anything) with Jick and Mr Skullhead" (9 PM EST, Mondays) and "The Jick Show" (11 PM EST, Thursdays). During the Thursday shows, Riff and Hotstuff often accompany Jick.
Jick is in his own clan, which is called Styrofoam Nuns, Inc. (previously Jumbucks in a Tuckerbag, The Clapboard Posterhangers, and Clan Chefboy, in reverse chronological order).
Jick's real name is Zachary Johnson. He is also known as El Perezoso and, in times immemorial, Zurd.
Jick's birthday is 7/7/1976. He announced that he turned 31 on 7/7/07 on the 9/6/07 radio show. However, in time of writing (December 31 2012), his account proclaims his age to be 35. Mysterious!
Jick's name appears purple or red in chat. He collects flyswatter; to view his collection, check out his Display Case.
In the early morning hours of February 15, 2006, Jick announced on Radio KoL that he was going to be married to his girlfriend Phoenix (#4403) on February 16.
When viewing his profile, it used to say "This player is currently Jick." due to the fact that during ascension testing, players who had ascended had profiles which said "'Sorry, this player is currently helping Jick test the ascension code, and his or her profile cannot be viewed." Many pointed out the problem of Jick assisting Jick, and it was changed.
Players cannot buff Jick. Attempting to do so results in this message:
- Hi -- thanks for trying to buff me, but I don't really need it.
- - Jick
It is also impossible to brick Jick. Attempting to do so results in this message:
- Brick is no longer jickable. It was fun while it lasted.
It is, however, possible to use a roll of toilet paper, a disintegrating sheet music, a wang, a cream pie or a foam dart on Jick for now. In addition, you can use a flavored foot massage oil to massage Jick's lower extremities. I believe he likes it.
Jick can change all facets of his character, including his stats and class, at will.
Past custom avatars:
Known Titles:
- Magic 8 Ball Says: Sex High School Girls
- Mr. Phoenix
- Kicker of Elves
- The Saturday-Only Discount Pork Swastika
- Captain Lou Albino
- Scruffy Nerf Herder
- The <level> pound Birthday Creature
- Apple juice! For half price!
- King of Nerfs
- sorry 4 being kinda a dick on the forum
- yubyub
- <---- Insert Bigger Brain Here
- I hope you like the taste of SOLUTIONS!
