Jick's butt: Difference between revisions

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You're fighting Jick's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

?It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

You acquire an item: handful of numbers

You gain 20? <substat>.

Occured at random locations during April_Fool's_Day#2011.

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 {{battle|text=A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
 |hit=?
-|miss=?
+|miss=?It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
-|critical=?
+It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
+It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
+The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
+It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
+|critical=It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}}
 |fumble=?}}