Killing bird

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Killing bird
Monster ID	642
Locations	A Sinister Dodecahedron
Hit Points	Scales with player stats
Attack	Scales with player stats
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, torso, wing
Drops	killing feather, killing feather
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a killing bird

This is a robotic hawk with razor-sharp talons and beak. Sure, normal hawks have razor-sharp talons and beaks, too, but normal hawks can't shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Let's all take a minute and think about how awesome that would be, though.

Hit Message(s):

It claws you with its razor-sharp talons. What a talonted bird! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It fires its laser eyes at you, but you know what it's thinking, and you dodge.

It tries to bite and claw at you, but you point out it has neither teeth nor claws. Discuss.

It tries to peck you with its beak, but you're not about to be henpecked.

Fumble Message:

It fires another barrage of lasers from its eyes, but they reflect off of a nearby mirror and the bird ends up singeing its own tail feathers. It takes a moment to look suitably embarrassed at the miss. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: killing feather (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: killing feather (?% chance)*

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Occurs at A Sinister Dodecahedron.