Kingdom of Loathing Calendar

September 7, 2025 Dougtember 6, Year 86 2 days until Moxie Jarlsuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Frankuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Starch 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 April 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Martinus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bill 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Petember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Carlvember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Porktober 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Boozember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Dougtember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Muscle Mysticality Moxie

Recurring KoL Holidays Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day April 2 - Oyster Egg Day Porktober 8 - Halloween Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris Other KoL Holidays April Fool's Day Crimbo Friday the 13th Groundhog Day

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• If you belong to a clan which has a Calendar of Loathing, the current date is shown in your clan hall.

• Another way to determine the current date is go into chat and send a private message to chatbot that says "day":

/msg chatbot day

Chatbot's reply will be in the format IRL Day Month Year, 24hr time, KOL Month Day, stat day information.

• Alternatively, you can find out the current date from this site, which will also show you moon phases, grue, Blood of the Wereseal, Talisman of Baio, Jekyllin hide belt, and whether it's a muscle, mysticality or moxie day as well as any KoL events.

• Or you could use the Almanac, which doesn't only tell you what day it is, but also predicts the real-life dates of the next KOL holidays as well as stat days.