Kingdom of Loathing Calendar

For explanation on the Clan Calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.

September 7, 2025 Dougtember 7, Year 86 Moxie tomorrow Jarlsuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Frankuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Starch 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 April 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Martinus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bill 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Petember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Carlvember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Porktober 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Boozember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Dougtember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Muscle Mysticality Moxie

Recurring KoL Holidays Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day April 2 - Oyster Egg Day Porktober 8 - Halloween Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris Other KoL Holidays April Fool's Day (April 1) Crimbo (Christmas Season; generally during December) Friday the 13th Groundhog Day (February 2) Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

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• The current date is shown in the right pane, before you load the chat. If you belong to a clan which has a Calendar of Loathing, then the calendar will be shown there, otherwise you'll have just a text date.

• Another way to determine the current date is go into chat and send a private message to chatbot that says "day":

/msg chatbot day

Chatbot's reply will be in the format IRL Day Month Year, 24hr time, KOL Month Day, stat day information.

• Alternatively, you can find out the current date from this site, which will also show you moon phases, grue, Blood of the Wereseal, Talisman of Baio, Jekyllin hide belt, and whether it's a muscle, mysticality or moxie day as well as any KoL events.

• Or you could use the Almanac, which doesn't only tell you what day it is, but also predicts the real-life dates of the next KOL holidays as well as stat days.