Knight in White Satin

He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your <shins>. Ouch! Ow!

He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts. Ooh! Eek! Eek!

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the <shins>. Ow! Ow!

He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.

He tries to tell you thoughts he cannot defend, but you refuse to listen.

You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.5, stdev: 3.0)*

You acquire 17.3% chance white swords

You acquire 16.5% chance pairs of white satin pants

You acquire ??% chance white satin shields

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs in Whitey's Grove.

Reference

• The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song", and "letters he's written, never meaning to send" also refers to lyrics from the song ("Letters I've written / never meaning to send")

• Satin also sounds like Satan, which would explain when it says "bow down and worship satin".