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{{battletop|image=Knight.gif|a=a|name=Knight in White Satin|text=This is a Knight in White Satin. He never reaches the end. The end of kicking your ass, that is. Or getting his ass kicked by you. Whichever.}} | {{battletop|image=Knight.gif|a=a|name=Knight in White Satin|text=This is a Knight in White Satin. He never reaches the end. The end of kicking your ass, that is. Or getting his ass kicked by you. Whichever.}} | ||
<center> | <center>He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | ||
He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | |||
He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts. {{ouch|3}} | He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur. | He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur. | ||
He tries to tell you thoughts he cannot defend, but you refuse to listen. | He tries to tell you thoughts he cannot defend, but you refuse to listen.</center> | ||
{{meat|2|amount=24-39|avg=30.5|stdev=3.0}} | {{meat|2|amount=24-39|avg=30.5|stdev=3.0}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=sword.gif|item=white sword|num=16.9% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=sword.gif|item=white sword|num=16.9% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=whitepants.gif|item=white satin pants|num=15.7% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=whitepants.gif|item=white satin pants|num=15.7% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=Wshield.gif|item=white satin shield|num=6.6% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=Wshield.gif|item=white satin shield|num=6.6% chance}} | ||
{{stat|8}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Whitey's Grove]]. | Occurs at [[Whitey's Grove]]. | ||
Revision as of 21:52, 11 August 2006
He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts. Ugh! Eek! Ugh!
He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the <nipple>. Ow! Ugh!
He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."
He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.
He tries to tell you thoughts he cannot defend, but you refuse to listen.
 | You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.5, stdev: 3.0)* |
 | You acquire 16.9% chance white swords |
 | You acquire 15.7% chance pairs of white satin pants |
 | You acquire 6.6% chance white satin shields |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at Whitey's Grove.
Reference
- The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song", and "letters he's written, never meaning to send" also refers to lyrics from the song ("Letters I've written / never meaning to send")
- Satin is spelled similar to Satan, which would explain when it says "bow down and worship satin".
