Knight in White Satin

He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your <shins>. Oof! Ow!

He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts. Ugh! Ooh! Ow!

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the <shins>. Ow! Eek!

He starts singing his moody, blue song and is joined by an orchestra coating every lyric in sugary strings and overwrought percussion. You pass out and smack your head on a large rock. Argh! Argh! Oof!

He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.

He tries to tell you thoughts he cannot defend, but you refuse to listen.

He starts to attack again, but is distracted by beauty he had always missed with his eyes before. He spends about ten minutes smelling flowers on the path while you tap your foot and wait.

You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.5, stdev: 3.0)*

You acquire an item: white sword (16.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: white satin pants (15.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: white satin shield (6.6% chance)*

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs at Whitey's Grove.

Reference

• The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song", and "letters he's written, never meaning to send" also refers to lyrics from the song ("Letters I've written / never meaning to send")
• Satin is spelled similar to Satan, which would explain when it says "bow down and worship satin".