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'''Knob Goblin BBQ'''
[[image:Goblinbbq.gif]]
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Hooray! The Knob Goblins are having a barbecue!
They're in a good mood today, so they decide to share their meat with you.
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[[image:Goblinbbq.gif]]
[[image:meat.gif]]
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You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
You gain 5 Meat.
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This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill.
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Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.


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He gets the jump on you.


Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.
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The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your ankle with them. You deftly sidestep.
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'''Knob Goblin BBQ'''


The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.
[[image:Goblinbbq.gif]]
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It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in ''your'' grill. Ooh!
The Knob Goblins are having a barbecue!  


The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your kidney with them. It burns! It burns! Oof!
They refuse to give you any meat, because you are an outsider. You show them, though. You dig some leftovers out of their trash pile after the barbecue is over.


The grill spits hot coals at you. Your skull bursts into flames. Argh!
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You hit for 10 damage. ZAP! BONK! SOCKO!
 
You win the fight!
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[[image:meat.gif]]
[[image:meat.gif]]
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You gain 11 Meat.
You gain 5 Meat.
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[[image:Ccheese.gif]]
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You acquire an item: '''[[Bowl of cottage cheese]]'''
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[[image:tongs.gif]]
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You acquire an item: '''[[Knob Goblin tongs]]'''
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You gain one smarm.
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Occurs at [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]].
Occurs at [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]].

Revision as of 02:33, 12 June 2005

Knob Goblin BBQ

Hooray! The Knob Goblins are having a barbecue!

They're in a good mood today, so they decide to share their meat with you.

You gain 5 Meat.

OR

Knob Goblin BBQ

The Knob Goblins are having a barbecue!

They refuse to give you any meat, because you are an outsider. You show them, though. You dig some leftovers out of their trash pile after the barbecue is over.

You gain 5 Meat.

Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.

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