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The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your kidney with them. It burns! It burns! Oof! | The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your kidney with them. It burns! It burns! Oof! | ||
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your solar plexus with them. You deftly sidestep. | |||
The grill spits hot coals at you. Your skull bursts into flames. Argh! | The grill spits hot coals at you. Your skull bursts into flames. Argh! | ||
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You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue TeamThis is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.
He gets the jump on you.
Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your ankle with them. You deftly sidestep.
The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.
It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in your grill. Ooh!
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your kidney with them. It burns! It burns! Oof!
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your solar plexus with them. You deftly sidestep.
The grill spits hot coals at you. Your skull bursts into flames. Argh!
You hit for 10 damage. ZAP! BONK! SOCKO!
You win the fight!
You gain 11 Meat.
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
You gain 1 Smarm.
Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.
