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|name=Knob Goblin Barbecue Team | |||
|text=This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive. | |||
|hit=It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in ''your'' grill. {{ouch|1}} | |||
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your {{part}} with them. It burns! It burns! {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your {{part}} with them. It burns! It burns! {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | ||
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The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. {{ouch|1}} {{element|hot}} | ||
|miss=Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'. | |||
Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'. | |||
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your {{part}} with them. You deftly sidestep. | The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your {{part}} with them. You deftly sidestep. | ||
The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool. | The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool. | ||
|critical=The chef picks up the grill and swings it in a wide circle, releasing it so it flies straight at you! You black out and wake up with grill-marks all over your face. Looks like that attack was making headlines! {{ouch|2}} {{element|hot}} | |||
|fumble=The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!"}} | |||
The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!" | |||
{{meat|amount=8-13|avg=10.0|stdev=1.2}} | {{meat|amount=8-13|avg=10.0|stdev=1.2}} | ||
Revision as of 14:54, 12 September 2006
| Knob Goblin Barbecue Team | |
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| Monster ID | 155 |
| Locations | Outskirts of Cobb's Knob |
| Hit Points | 2 |
| Attack | 2 |
| Defense | 1 |
| No-Hit | 12 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 8-12 |
| Phylum | goblin |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, grill |
| Drops | bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs |
| Bounty | bloodstained briquette |
| Pickpocket | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue TeamThis is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.
Hit Message(s):
It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in your grill. Oof!
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your <leg> with them. It burns! It burns! Ugh! (hot damage)
The grill spits hot coals at you. Your <leg> bursts into flames. Oof! (hot damage)
The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. Ow! (hot damage)
The chef picks up the grill and swings it in a wide circle, releasing it so it flies straight at you! You black out and wake up with grill-marks all over your face. Looks like that attack was making headlines! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)
Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your <leg> with them. You deftly sidestep.
The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.
The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!" (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 8−13 Meat (average: 10.0, stdev: 1.2)* |
 | You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese (62.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants (7.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs (18.9% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.
References
- "Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake!" is a quote from Ralph Bakshi's 1977 animated film Wizards.
