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He hits you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm. {{ouch|4}} | He hits you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm. {{ouch|4}} | ||
He hits you 37 times (in a row), counting each time carefully. {{ouch|3}} | He hits you [[37]] times (in a row), counting each time carefully. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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He swings his mighty polearm and catches you square in the <bung>. Eek! Eek! Eek!
He throws his shield like a frisbee. It makes a pleasant ringing sound as it caroms off your <bung>. Oof! Argh!
He hits you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
He hits you 37 times (in a row), counting each time carefully. Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
He tries to gore you with his helmet horns, but you leap aside and he gets them stuck in the wall.
He swings his mighty polearm at you, but overestimates its size and misses by a good coupla inches.
He throws his shield at you, like a frisbee, but you catch it in your mouth and return it.
He tries to hit you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm, but you head him off. You butthead.
 | You gain 40−65 Meat (average: 51.2, stdev: 4.7)* |
 | You acquire 3.7% chance Knob Goblin elite helms |
 | You acquire 4.4% chance pairs of Knob Goblin elite pants |
 | You acquire 3.8% chance Knob Goblin elite polearms |
 | You acquire 7.0% chance Knob Goblin elite shirts |
| You gain 6 <substat>. |
References
- The references in the combat description to the guard throwing his shield allude to the 1982 film Tron, where the "elite guards" and others threw frisbee-like disks as weapons.
