Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman

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He pounds on your <leg> with his shield. Irony! Ugh!

He swings his mighty polearm and catches you square in the <leg>. Ow! Eek! Oof!

He throws his shield like a frisbee. It makes a pleasant ringing sound as it caroms off your <leg>. Ugh! Ugh!

He hits you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm. Eek! Oof! Argh! Eek!

He hits you 37 times (in a row), counting each time carefully. Ow! Ow! Ow!

He tries to gore you with his helmet horns, but you leap aside and he gets them stuck in the wall.

He swings his mighty polearm at you, but overestimates its size and misses by a good coupla inches.

He throws his shield at you, like a frisbee, but you catch it in your mouth and return it.

He tries to hit you in the butt end with the butt end of his polearm, but you head him off. You butthead.

You gain 40−65 Meat (average: 51.2, stdev: 4.7)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm (3.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (4.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm (3.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite shirt (7.0% chance)*

You gain 6 <substat>.

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Occurs at Treasury and Harem.

References

• The references in the combat description to the guard throwing his shield allude to the 1982 film Tron, where the "elite guards" and others threw frisbee-like disks as weapons.

• "37 times (in a row)" message is a reference to Clerks.