Knob Goblin Elite Zombie

Knob Goblin Elite Zombie
Monster ID	300
Locations	N/A
Hit Points	30
Attack	30
Defense	25
Initiative	90
Meat	unknown
Phylum	goblin
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Knob Goblin Elite Zombie

Hit Message(s):

He sprints over and garottes you with a few loose sinews. How can a decomposing corpse move so fast? (spooky damage)

He swings his mighty polearm and skewers you in the <skull>. You wish he'd just eat your brrraaains and get it over with. (spooky damage)

He crunches your skull like a chocolate egg and eats your brrraaains like that freaky, sugary fake yolk they put in chocolate eggs. I mean, what is that stuff? (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

He sprints toward you swinging his polearm, but has to stop and pick up his left leg before he continues.

He swings his mighty polearm at you, but overestimates its size by several inches. Looks like the polearm doesn't continue to grow after death.

He tries to gnaw on your skull, but can't get through your thick head. It's a good thing you're so stubborn.

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After Combat

You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite shirt (? chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm (? chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (? chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm (? chance)*

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Notes

• This was presumably meant to be encountered somewhere in Seaside Town, 28 Days Later (probably in The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later with the other medium difficulty monsters), but was never released during the event. It was first encountered through the Deck of Every Card after the August 5th, 2015 update added factoids to many older monsters.
• Due to the way Copying works, this monster's original intro text is currently lost.