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{{meat|2|amount=32-51|avg=40.4|stdev=3.7}} | |||
{{acquire|3|image=lovepotion.gif|item=Knob Goblin love potion|num=10.0% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=lovepotion.gif|item=Knob Goblin love potion|num=10.0% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=seltzer.gif|item=Knob Goblin seltzer|num=20.1% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=seltzer.gif|item=Knob Goblin seltzer|num=20.1% chance}} | ||
Revision as of 12:45, 28 May 2006
He stabs you with a syringe. You feel a sharp pain as your <shoulder> turns into an avocado and back again. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He pokes you with a series of scientific implements, bearing out his hypothesis that they'll really, really hurt you. Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ouch!
He tries to stab you with a syringe, but you stab him first with whatever weapon you're carrying. Yes, even if it's a club.
He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night.
He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so.
 | You gain 32−51 Meat (average: 40.4, stdev: 3.7)* |
 | You acquire 10.0% chance Knob Goblin love potions |
 | You acquire 20.1% chance Knob Goblin seltzers |
 | You acquire 10.0% chance syringes of Knob Goblin steroids |
You gain 8 <substat>.
Detective skull: 25 hit points
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Laboratory
