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{{battletop|image=Knob Goblin Mad Scientist.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Mad Scientist|text=This is a Mad Scientist. Not mad as in "check out my mad skillz," mad as in "I wonder if I can genetically engineer a creature who has nipples for eyes?"}} | {{battletop|image=Knob Goblin Mad Scientist.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Mad Scientist|text=This is a Mad Scientist. Not mad as in "check out my mad skillz," mad as in "I wonder if I can genetically engineer a creature who has nipples for eyes?"}} | ||
<center>He stabs you with a syringe. You feel a sharp pain as your {{part}} turns into an avocado and back again. {{ouch|4}} | |||
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He stabs you with a syringe. You feel a sharp pain as your {{part}} turns into an avocado and back again. {{ouch|4}} | |||
He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. {{ouch|3}} | He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night. | He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night. | ||
He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so. | He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|3|image=seltzer.gif|item=Knob Goblin seltzer|num=20.1% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=seltzer.gif|item=Knob Goblin seltzer|num=20.1% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=syringe.gif|item=Knob Goblin steroids|num=10.0% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=syringe.gif|item=Knob Goblin steroids|num=10.0% chance}} | ||
{{stat|8}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Laboratory]]. | Occurs at [[Laboratory]]. | ||
[[Category:Adventure]] | [[Category:Adventure]] | ||
Revision as of 17:55, 11 August 2006
He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. Ow! Ugh! Oof!
He pokes you with a series of scientific implements, bearing out his hypothesis that they'll really, really hurt you. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ugh!
He tries to stab you with a syringe, but you stab him first with whatever weapon you're carrying. Yes, even if it's a club.
He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night.
He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so.
 | You gain 32−51 Meat (average: 40.4, stdev: 3.7)* |
 | You acquire 10.0% chance Knob Goblin love potions |
 | You acquire 20.1% chance Knob Goblin seltzers |
 | You acquire 10.0% chance syringes of Knob Goblin steroids |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at Laboratory.
