Knob Goblin Master Chef: Difference between revisions

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He makes a delicate souffle of eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and your sweet, sweet pain. Ouch! Oof!

He assaults, peppers, parsleys, sages, rosemarys, and thymes you. Argh! Ow!

He starts to throw a cleaver at you, but breaks into tears when you make fun of his little hat.

He swings a frying pan at you, but you leap out of the way. Into the fire. Except for the 'into the fire' part.

You acquire bunches of dry noodles

You acquire Knob mushrooms

You acquire spices

You gain 4-5 <substat>.

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire" means that someone has gone from a bad situation to a worse one. There is a Meat Loaf song by this name.

Occurs at Cobb's Knob Kitchens

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+{{battletop|image=Goblinchef.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Master Chef|text=This is one of the master chefs of Cobb's Knob. He could saut&#233; you, flamb&#233; you, or make a roux out of you. You have no idea what any of those words mean, but they all sound pretty unpleasant.}}
 <center>He makes a delicate souffle of eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and your sweet, sweet pain. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ouch! Oof!'''</span>
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-[[image:pasta.gif]] You acquire an item: '''[[dry noodles]]'''
+{{acquire|1|image=pasta.gif|item=dry noodles|num=}}
-[[image:mushroom.gif]] You acquire an item: '''[[Knob mushroom]]'''
+{{acquire|1|image=mushroom.gif|item=Knob mushroom|num=}}
-[[image:spice.gif]] You acquire an item: '''[[spices]]'''
+{{acquire|1|image=spice.gif|item=spices|num=}}
-You gain 4-5 $substat.</center>
+You gain 4-5 {{substat}}.</center>
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