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{{battletop|image=Goblinchef.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Master Chef|text=This is one of the master chefs of Cobb's Knob. He could | {{battletop|image=Goblinchef.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Master Chef|text=This is one of the master chefs of Cobb's Knob. He could sauté you, flambé you, or make a roux out of you. You have no idea what any of those words mean, but they all sound pretty unpleasant.}} | ||
<center>He makes a delicate souffle of eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and your sweet, sweet pain. {{ouch|2}} | <center>He makes a delicate souffle of eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and your sweet, sweet pain. {{ouch|2}} | ||
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You gain 4-5 {{substat}}.</center> | You gain 4-5 {{substat}}.</center> | ||
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Occurs at | Occurs at [[Kitchens]]. | ||
== References == | ==References== | ||
*The title, Knob Goblin Master Chef, could be a reference to [[wikipedia:Master Chief|Master Chief]] from the [[wikipedia:Halo (video game series)|Halo]] video game series and associated media. | *The title, Knob Goblin Master Chef, could be a reference to [[wikipedia:Master Chief|Master Chief]] from the [[wikipedia:Halo (video game series)|Halo]] video game series and associated media. | ||
*The combat message, "He assaults, peppers, parsleys, sages, rosemarys, and thymes you", contains nested puns. He "assaults, peppers" is 'salts and peppers', and "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme" is the refrain from the song [[Wikipedia:Scarborough Fair|Scarborough Fair]]. | *The combat message, "He assaults, peppers, parsleys, sages, rosemarys, and thymes you", contains nested puns. He "assaults, peppers" is 'salts and peppers', and "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme" is the refrain from the song [[Wikipedia:Scarborough Fair|Scarborough Fair]]. | ||
Revision as of 02:03, 13 June 2006
He assaults, peppers, parsleys, sages, rosemarys, and thymes you. Eek! Argh!
He whips you like a bowl of cream. The sunshine of your love turns into the dark rain of despair. Ouch! Ugh!
He beats you like a three-egg omelette. It doesn't feel too eggscelent. Eek! Oof!
He starts to throw a cleaver at you, but breaks into tears when you make fun of his little hat.
He swings a frying pan at you, but you leap out of the way. Into the fire. Except for the 'into the fire' part.
He tries to beat you like an egg, but you beat it before he can get to you.
He tries to whip you like a bowl of cream, but the sunshine of your love is too strong for him to beat.
 | You acquire 14.9% bunches of dry noodles |
 | You acquire 15.0% Knob mushrooms |
 | You acquire 14.1% spices |
Occurs at Kitchens.
References
- The title, Knob Goblin Master Chef, could be a reference to Master Chief from the Halo video game series and associated media.
- The combat message, "He assaults, peppers, parsleys, sages, rosemarys, and thymes you", contains nested puns. He "assaults, peppers" is 'salts and peppers', and "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme" is the refrain from the song Scarborough Fair.
- "Out of the frying pan and into the fire" means that someone has gone from a bad situation to a worse one. There is a Meat Loaf song by this name.
- "The Sunshine of your love" is the title of a song by Cream
