Knob Goblin Thief

Knob Goblin Thief

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Before Ascension:

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In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.

“Hey, man, umm, I’m supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody I was in here...”

He gives you some meat to seal the deal.

You gain 15 Meat.

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After Ascension:

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In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.

“Hey, you look familiar,” you say. “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet?”

The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. “I’m on this new eating plan,” he says, “it’s called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat.”

“But, you’re not talking with a German accent now,” you say.

“Ach!” he says. “Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?”

He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.

You gain 15 Meat.

(I have gotten this adventure post ascension, and had the "Before ascension" version of the adventure before. I'm not sure if it was a bug, but just thought I should make this known. -Madman33-)

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.