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{{battletop|image=Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist|text=This is one of the Maddest of the Mad Scientists of Cobb's Knob. He's madder than a Hatter. Well, madder than a regular Hatter, but slightly less mad than a Mad Hatter.}}
{{battletop|image=Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist.gif|a=a|name=Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist|text=This is one of the Maddest of the Mad Scientists of Cobb's Knob. He's madder than a Hatter. Well, madder than a regular Hatter, but slightly less mad than a Mad Hatter.}}


<center>He takes off his monocle and gives you a sound monocle-whipping with it. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ooh!</span>'''
<center>He takes off his monocle and gives you a sound monocle-whipping with it. {{ouch|4}}


He lets loose a passel of vicious, mutated, carnivorous chickens, who peck your {{part}} to tatters. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!</span>'''
He lets loose a passel of vicious, mutated, carnivorous chickens, who peck your {{part}} to tatters. {{ouch|6}}





Revision as of 02:15, 27 May 2006

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He takes off his monocle and gives you a sound monocle-whipping with it. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!

He lets loose a passel of vicious, mutated, carnivorous chickens, who peck your <throat> to tatters. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!


He tries to monocle-whip you with his monocle, but fails. If only he had one more ocle.

He charges at you, but you say "Mad? We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad..." and continue until he falls asleep.

He starts to attack, but suddenly stops. From your heart and from your hand, you don't understand his intentions.

He tries to blind you with science, but you dodge like poetry in motion.


You gain 37 meat

You acquire 16.5% chance Knob Goblin seltzers
You acquire 16.8% chance Knob Goblin superseltzers
You acquire 24.3% chance scrumptious reagents
You gain 9 <substat>.

Detective Skull: 29 hit points


References

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
  • The word "Knob Goblin" is most likely a corrupted version of "hob goblin", a diminutive goblin from english fairy tales.
  • "He tries to blind you with science" and "poetry in motion" are references to the Thomas Dolby song, "She Blinded Me with Science".
  • The miss message with "from your heart and from your hand" is a reference to the song "Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo.