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{{battletop|image=yeti.gif|a=a|name=Knott Yeti|text=This is an enormous Yeti, from the distant icy lands of Knott. The Yetis of Knott are extremely powerful, outmatched only by the fiendish Slandings of Knott.}} | {{battletop|image=yeti.gif|a=a|name=Knott Yeti|text=This is an enormous Yeti, from the distant icy lands of Knott. The Yetis of Knott are extremely powerful, outmatched only by the fiendish Slandings of Knott.}} | ||
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He claws your {{part}} with his big, sharp, pointy claws. | He claws your {{part}} with his big, sharp, pointy claws. {{ouch|4}} {{element|cold}} | ||
He gnaws on your {{part}} with his big, sharp, pointy teeth. | He gnaws on your {{part}} with his big, sharp, pointy teeth. {{ouch|4}} {{element|cold}} | ||
He gnaws on your stomach with his teeth, causing you abominable abdominal pain. | He gnaws on your stomach with his teeth, causing you abominable abdominal pain. {{ouch|3}} {{element|cold}} | ||
He puts your entire head in his mouth. Ew, and you thought these things smelled bad on the outside... | He puts your entire head in his mouth. Ew, and you thought these things smelled bad on the outside... {{ouch|3}} {{element|cold}} | ||
Revision as of 21:10, 27 May 2006
He claws your <shoulder> with his big, sharp, pointy claws. Ow! Oof! Argh! Ouch! (cold damage)
He gnaws on your <shoulder> with his big, sharp, pointy teeth. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! (cold damage)
He gnaws on your stomach with his teeth, causing you abominable abdominal pain. Oof! Ouch! Ouch! (cold damage)
He puts your entire head in his mouth. Ew, and you thought these things smelled bad on the outside... Ouch! Oof! Oof! (cold damage)
He tries to claw you, but you duck and make the mating call of the Knott Slanding, which frightens him.
He gnashes his teeth at you, but you act like an elfin dentist until he's frightened away.
He tries to gnaw on your stomach, but fails abominably. And abdominally.
He tries to put your head in his mouth, but stops when he catches a whiff of your hair.
 | You acquire 9.4% chance penguin skins |
 | You acquire 30.8% chance yeti furs |
You gain 20-21 <substat>.
Occurs at The Icy Peak.
References
- Knott Yeti refers to an old joke, which goes thus: "Has anyone found an abominable snowman?" "Not Yeti!"
- The Knott Slanding is a reference to the television show Knots Landing.
- The elfin dentist is a allusion to Hermey the Misfit Elf, a character from the 1964 Christmas television special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who would rather study dentistry than make toys.
- The line "big, sharp, pointy teeth" is used to describe a killer rabbit in the 1975 movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- "I thought they smelled bad on the outside" is said by Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back after he kills and slices open a Taun-Taun, a large ice creature.
