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==Dates==
==Dates==
*<s>'''Labór Day I''': January 3rd, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 6, Year 19]])</s> ''(canceled)''
*<s>'''Labór Day I''': January 3rd, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 6, Year 19]])</s> ''(canceled)''
*'''Labór Day I''': April 8, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 6, Year 20]]) ''(predicted)''
*'''Labór Day I''': April 8, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 6, Year 20]])


==Festivities==
==Festivities==

Revision as of 04:08, 8 April 2008

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Placeholder for the upcoming celebration
Today is Labór Day!

According to the Kingdom of Loathing 2008 calendar, everybody works a little harder today.

Dates

Festivities

Today the Kingdom celebrates the achievements of union boss Manuel Labór, who successfully lobbied the various industries of Loathing for longer hours and shorter breaks. After successfully lengthening both the workday and the workweek, and negotiating less vacation time, Labór was dragged out into the streets and hung, drawn, painted, messily sketched, quartered, eighthed, fed to wolves, and given an atomic wedgie by outraged laborers. Everyone works just a little harder today to celebrate his demise -- but not too much harder, of course.

References

  • This holiday refers to the real-life holiday Labor Day, which takes place on the first Monday in September.