Let's Workshop This a Little

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Choice adventure number: 797

Let's Workshop This a Little

This must be the junksprites' workshop area, or foundry, or... sauna, maybe? The walls seems to be made of a greater-than-usual concentration of rusty toolboxes, there's a big tractor hubcap hanging like a gong near the entrance, and it's really hot.

An old metal billboard for the Puffin' Wizard Cigar Company hangs on a nearby wall.

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Look through the toolboxes

You go through a bunch of toolboxes, but the only useful thing you find is an old half-empty tube of some kind of adhesive.

You acquire an item: Junk-Bond

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Bang the hubcap

• Once per ascension, if "Wash your hands" and "Turn up the television" have already been done in the other two subzones:

Doctor Oh, the Junksprite Boss -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: eternal car battery Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 40 Hit Points: 60 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

• Otherwise:

You grab a hammer and bang the gong. Before you have a chance to get it on, the deafening reverberations drive you out of the room, then out of the den entirely.

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Take the sign

You stuff the billboard in your pocket.

You acquire an item: antique cigar sign

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Occurs at Once More Unto the Junk.

Notes

• Despite its appearance, banging the hubcap a second time still costs an adventure.
• You can only take the sign once an ascension.