Letter from King Ralph XI

Template:Itemheader This is a letter from King Ralph XI, addressed to you. You got it from that weird bird in the Big Mountains.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item

Notes

This is given to you by the Toot Oriole after your ascension. Using it gives the following text:

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You open the envelope. Inside is a letter.

Dear $name:

Thank you ever so much for rescuing me from that dreadful prism. Please accept these goodies as a token of my appreciation.

The weather is very nice. I wish you were here.

-XOXO, King Ralph XI

The letter is a bit confusing. You've only just arrived in this Kingdom, and the whole reason you came is because you found out that the King is trapped, and they need somebody to rescue him.

You also wonder what goodies he's talking about, when some stuff suddenly materializes at your feet.

Ah. These goodies.

Softcore Rewards

Inside the letter from King Ralph XI, you will always find...

• A class tattoo for your new class, if you don't already have it

If you've just finished any softcore ascension, you will also find...

• An ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended softcore 12 or fewer times

• One of the following random meat stones

		Hamethyst
		Baconstone
		Porquoise

If you've just finished a pathed softcore ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward, depending on your previous path (the one you just ascended from)

	Teetotaller:	Retenez L'Herbe Paté
	Boozetafarian:	bottle of single-barrel whiskey
	Oxygenarian:	Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air

Hardcore Rewards

If you've just finished any hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• A hardcore ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended hardcore 12 or fewer times

• A pork elf goodies sack, containing five random meat stones (see above)

If you've just finished a pathed hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward and the adjacent tattoo, if you don't have it already

	Teetotaller:	Retenez L'Herbe Paté (3)	...and this cool tattoo
	Boozetafarian:	Bottle of single-barrel whiskey (3)	...and this cool tattoo
	Oxygenarian:	Breathetastic Premium Canned Air (3)	...and this cool tattoo

Hardcore Non-Oxygenarian Reward

If you've just finished any non-oxygenarian hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• A hardcore (sparkling) tattoo for your previous class (the one you just ascended from), if you don't already have it

• One of the following hardcore ascension rewards, depending on your previous class

	Seal Clubber:	stainless steel shillelagh
	Turtle Tamer:	stainless steel skullcap
	Pastamancer:	stainless steel solitaire
	Sauceror:	stainless steel scarf
	Disco Bandit:	stainless steel slacks
	Accordion Thief:	stainless steel suspenders

Hardcore Oxygenarian Reward

An oxygenarian (super-sparkly) tattoo for your previous class (the one you just ascended from), if you don't already have it

• One of the following hardcore oxygenarian ascension rewards, depending on your previous class

Seal Clubber:	plexiglass pike pike
Turtle Tamer:	plexiglass pith helmet
Pastamancer:	plexiglass pocketwatch
Sauceror:	plexiglass pinky ring
Disco Bandit:	plexiglass pants
Accordion Thief:	plexiglass pendant