Letter from King Ralph XI

letter from King Ralph XI

This is a letter from King Ralph XI, addressed to you. You got it from that weird bird in the Big Mountains.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: letter from King Ralph XIs)

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Notes

• The Letter is given to you by the Toot Oriole after your ascension.
• Opening (using) the letter gives you your ascension rewards as detailed below.

When Used

You open the envelope. Inside is a letter. Dear $name: Thank you ever so much for rescuing me from that dreadful prism. Please accept these goodies as a token of my appreciation. The weather is very nice. I wish you were here. -XOXO, King Ralph XI The letter is a bit confusing. You've only just arrived in this Kingdom, and the whole reason you came is because you found out that the King is trapped, and they need somebody to rescue him. You also wonder what goodies he's talking about, when some stuff suddenly materializes at your feet. Ah. These goodies.

Standard Rewards

Inside the letter from King Ralph XI, you will always find...

• A class tattoo for your new class, if you don't already have it:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• And after August 22, 2006,

You acquire ten-leaf clovers

Normal Rewards

If you've just finished any Normal ascension, in addition to your standard reward, you will also find...

• An ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended into a Normal game 12 or fewer times:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• One of the following random meat stones:

You acquire hamethysts

You acquire baconstones

You acquire porquoises

If you've just finished a pathed Normal ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward, depending on your previous path (the path you played in your last game, before you ascended):

• Teetotaler:

  You acquire tins of Retenez L'Herbe Paté

• Boozetafarian:

  You acquire bottles of single-barrel whiskey

• Oxygenarian:

  You acquire cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

Hardcore Rewards

If you've just finished any Hardcore ascension, in addition to your standard reward, you will also find...

• A Hardcore ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended Hardcore 12 or fewer times:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• A pork elf goodies sack, containing five random meat stones (see above):

You acquire pork elf goodies sacks

If you've just finished a pathed Hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward, depending on your previous path (the one you just ascended from):
• The associated path tattoo, if you don't have it already:

• Teetotaler:

You acquire 3 tins of Retenez L'Herbe Paté

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Boozetafarian:

You acquire 3 bottles of single-barrel whiskey

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Oxygenarian:

You acquire 3 cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

Hardcore Non-Oxygenarian Reward

If you've just finished any non-oxygenarian Hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• A Hardcore (sparkling) tattoo for your previous class (the one you just ascended from), if you don't already have it.
• One of the following Hardcore ascension rewards, depending on your previous class:

• Seal Clubber:

You acquire stainless steel shillelaghs

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Turtle Tamer:

You acquire stainless steel skullcaps

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Pastamancer:

You acquire stainless steel solitaires

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Sauceror:

You acquire stainless steel scarfs

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Disco Bandit:

You acquire pairs of stainless steel slacks

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Accordion Thief:

You acquire stainless steel suspenderss

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

Hardcore Oxygenarian Reward

If you've just finished any Hardcore oxygenarian ascension, you will also find...

• An oxygenarian (super-sparkly) tattoo for your previous class (the one you just ascended from), if you don't already have it:
• One of the following Hardcore oxygenarian ascension rewards, depending on your previous class:

• Seal Clubber:

You acquire plexiglass pike pike(s) Data:plexiglass pike pike

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Turtle Tamer:

You acquire plexiglass pith helmets

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Pastamancer:

You acquire plexiglass pocketwatches

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Sauceror:

You acquire plexiglass pinky rings

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Disco Bandit:

You acquire pairs of plexiglass pants

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Accordion Thief:

You acquire plexiglass pendants

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

Ascension Rewards

Gemstones: pork elf goodies sack (baconstone - hamethyst - porquoise) Paths: Retenez L'Herbe Paté - bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air Challenge Paths (any time): Thwaitgold statuette - note from Clancy - dice gear - Garland of Greatness - ring - Manual of Lock Picking - ert grey goo ring - quantum of familiar - The Big Book of Every Skill - residual chitin paste Challenge Paths (in-season only): bottled day - beautiful rainbow - picky tweezers - still-beating spleen - bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ - adventurer bobblehead - License To Kill - perfectly fair coin - Booke of Vampyric Knowledge - The Imploded World - red coin Other: disassembled clover (formerly) - big rock

SC TT P S DB AT Standard Normal phrygian cap parachute cape pie clip puzzle cube plunge camisole polka charm Standard Hardcore war pike waist protector wizard's pouch water purifier whoopie panama walking pants Hardcore shillelagh skullcap solitaire scarf slacks suspenders Oxycore pikestaff pith helmet pocketwatch pinky ring pants pendant Bad Moon bludgeon bunker brooch bracelet boxers beret