Lollicat

Lollicat
Monster ID	1112
Locations	The Lollipop Forest
Hit Points	30
Attack	20
Defense	18
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, legs, tail, torso
Drops	lollipop stick, pearidot
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a lollicat

Sure, kittens are adorable, soft, and prone to hilarious grammatical errors, but they have one fatal flaw: they're not made of delicious candy. This cat fixes that oversight, so now you can have your adorable and eat it, too.

I mean, seriously. It's as awesome as if you found out those adorable pigs you saw at the farm were made out of, I don't know, bacon, or something.

Hit Message(s):

She rolls over onto her back and mews at you, but then when you skritch her stomach, she buries four sets of claws and her teeth in your hand. Damn it, kitty!

She hisses and chomps you with freakishly sharp teeth. No, kitty! That's a bad kitty!

She thwaps you with her lollipop-stick tail.

She scratches you with a sugary claw. It doesn't draw blood, but the scratch gets all puffy and itchy. Are you allergic to corn syrup?

She purrs and rubs up against your leg. Then her lollipop body gets stuck to you, and she freaks out and claws you.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She hisses at you, but you hiss back and startle her.

She scratches at you with a sugary claw, but it breaks off, leading to a multi-page argument on the internet.

She purrs and rubs against your leg. You resist her charms.

She swings her tail at you, but misses.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: lollipop stick

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Occurs at The Lollipop Forest.