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September 6, 2025 Dougtember 6, Year 86 2 days until Moxie

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your packaged Monodent of the Seas today!

News of the Kingdom from Coldfront: Template:News:Latest News read more...… Today's Featured Article: edit  The Terrified Eagle Inn Hail and well met, weary traveler. Stay a while here at The Terrified Eagle Inn, but go no further! Do not approach Dreadsylvania if you value your life! You'll never make it through the woods on your own, and the only fool who's fool enough to take you through the village and to the castle is three sheets to the wind - and that's just not enough sheets! The last group said they had it all figured out - that they made a map and could "get rid of" some of the ghosts and monsters and miscellaneous dead things (their words) that were waiting for 'em, all so they could take the hideous things that run the place... and make 'em madder? Madness! Now, relax, and have some cocoa. That'll be one Freddy Kruegerand. You don't have any? Well then either go home and play in your basement or get into Dreadsylvania and get some! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2006: The adventure and monster queues are now 5 units long rather than 3. If you don't know what this means, don't worry about it... :) 2005: Tonight's maintenance will be longer than usual. In other news, KMD's radio telethon was a tremendous success. Something like $6,700 was raised, which Asymmetric Publications is going to match, for a grand total of... um... something like $13,400. Thanks to everyone for their eXtreme generosity.

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