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Mad Train wine

This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.

Type: booze
Selling Price: 29 Meat.

You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.

http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3-4 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain no Magicalness.
You gain no Smarm.
(You gain 3 Drunkenness.)

The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
"Any port in a storm" is a pun on Port wine.

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 This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.
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+<CENTER>You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose. <BR>
+http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3-4 Adventure(s). <BR>
+You gain no Strengthliness. <BR>
+You gain no Magicalness. <BR>
+You gain no Smarm. <BR>
+(You gain 3 Drunkenness.)
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