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|text=This is an M.C., in the "guy in a top hat who introduces acts" sense, not the "guy in baggy pants who fronts a lot" sense. He's pretty tubby, wears a bright red tuxedo jacket, and has gin blossoms so thick they look like he's wearing rouge. He regards you blearily, then swings his cane at you like a sword. Looks like he's mistaken you for the evil Duke who's trying to buy the Rogue Windmill. | |text=This is an M.C., in the "guy in a top hat who introduces acts" sense, not the "guy in baggy pants who fronts a lot" sense. He's pretty tubby, wears a bright red tuxedo jacket, and has gin blossoms so thick they look like he's wearing rouge. He regards you blearily, then swings his cane at you like a sword. Looks like he's mistaken you for the evil Duke who's trying to buy the Rogue Windmill. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He says, "You're dying, pigeon." Before you can tell him you feel fine, he whacks you in the noggin, fulfilling his own prophecy. {{ouch|2}} | ||
He shouts "Everything's going so well!" and does a little dance, stepping heavily on your toes. {{ouch|2}} | |||
He | He touches you for the very first time. Well, it's the first time he's touched you, anyway. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
He whacks you with his cane. You shouldn't have tried to eat your pudding before you finished your meat. {{ouch|2}} | |||
|miss=He has to take a break in the middle of the fight to sing a popular rock song in an operatic style. You twiddle your thumbs and wait while he emotes. | |||
He shouts "Everything's going so well!" and does a little dance. You watch, bemused. | |||
He | He tries to touch you for the very first time, but you've been touched before. | ||
He | He tries to whack you with his cane, but your name isn't Michael, so he can't cane you. | ||
|critical=He treats you to a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzling beatdown, with several amazingly-choreographed musical numbers and a cast of thousands. It's over-the-top, but gets the job done. {{ouch|5}} | |critical=He treats you to a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzling beatdown, with several amazingly-choreographed musical numbers and a cast of thousands. It's over-the-top, but gets the job done. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|fumble= | |fumble=? | ||
{{acquire|item=escargotsicle|chance=??%}} | |||
{{stat|25}} | |||
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 18:26, 2 June 2007
| Master of ceremonies | |
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| Monster ID | 588 |
| Locations | The Rogue Windmill |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (Max 125) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, torso, leg |
| Drops | escargotsicle |
| Manuel | Rogue Windmill Rouge |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the master of ceremoniesThis is an M.C., in the "guy in a top hat who introduces acts" sense, not the "guy in baggy pants who fronts a lot" sense. He's pretty tubby, wears a bright red tuxedo jacket, and has gin blossoms so thick they look like he's wearing rouge. He regards you blearily, then swings his cane at you like a sword. Looks like he's mistaken you for the evil Duke who's trying to buy the Rogue Windmill.
Hit Message(s):
He says, "You're dying, pigeon." Before you can tell him you feel fine, he whacks you in the noggin, fulfilling his own prophecy. Argh! Eek!
He shouts "Everything's going so well!" and does a little dance, stepping heavily on your toes. Ooh! Ow!
He touches you for the very first time. Well, it's the first time he's touched you, anyway. Ouch! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He whacks you with his cane. You shouldn't have tried to eat your pudding before you finished your meat. Oof! Argh!
He treats you to a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzling beatdown, with several amazingly-choreographed musical numbers and a cast of thousands. It's over-the-top, but gets the job done. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ow! Eek!
He has to take a break in the middle of the fight to sing a popular rock song in an operatic style. You twiddle your thumbs and wait while he emotes.
He shouts "Everything's going so well!" and does a little dance. You watch, bemused.
He tries to touch you for the very first time, but you've been touched before.
He tries to whack you with his cane, but your name isn't Michael, so he can't cane you.
Occurs at The Rogue Windmill.
