McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse

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McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse

McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse is located on McMillicancuddy's Farm on the wartime Mysterious Island of Mystery. He will ask for help to Defowl his Farm.

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Farmer McMillicancuddy "Ach! Me farm, it's overrun! Dooks all over it!" "Dooks?" you reply. "What are dooks?" "Dooks! Dooks, ye stupid git! Great flappin' beasts, with webbed feet and bills! Dooks!" "Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do."

Trying to talk to Farmer McMillicancuddy without wearing soldier fatigues:

Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.

Defowling the Farm in the War Hippy Fatigues:

"Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing soybeans, to help feed the hippy army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Defowling the Farm in the Frat Warrior Fatigues:

Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing hops, to make better beer for the frat army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Notes

• The completed quest can be 'switched' as needed by revisiting the farmhouse while wearing the opposing uniform. This allows access to both the Megatofu and McMillicancuddy's Special Lager, as well as allowing extra damage to be done to the appropriate side of the battle.

References

• Farmer McMillicancuddy's accent is a reference to the pilot in The Rundown, and specifically the conversation with The Rock about "The Boos on the Grind!"
• McMillicancuddy is a reference to McGillicuddy's, a brand of liquor.
• McMillicancuddy's speech about "dook's" is a reference to the movie Snatch, in the scene Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt) asks Turk if he likes "Dag's"