Mean drunk duck

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Mean drunk duck
Monster ID	567
Locations	The Shady Thicket, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
Hit Points	190
Attack	180
Defense	157
No-Hit	190
Initiative	50
Meat	160-240
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso, wing
Drops	bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, duct tape
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a mean drunk duck

This duck, after having been driven into the Shady Thicket, apparently stumbled onto Farmer McMillicancuddy's still. And apparently it had a bad day before that point, or it's got innate violent tendencies that only come out when it drinks, because it is pretty comprehensively enraged right now.

Let's hope it doesn't focus its rage on y-... Oh well. You ready yourself for a brawl.

Hit Message(s):

It flaps its way unsteadily into the air, then divebombs your head. That attack probably hurt the duck as much as it hurt you, but the duck's in no condition to feel pain. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It starts to snap at you with its bill, but has to stop to vomit.

It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.

It starts to kick you with one of its web feet, but ends up tipping over.

It takes a swing at you with a wing, but doesn't even wing you.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bottle of gin (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (? chance)*

You acquire an item: boxed wine (? chance)*

You acquire an item: duct tape (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at McMillicancuddy's Shady Thicket