Meansucker's House

Meansucker's House is located in sunny Hey Deze. Meansucker will teach you various skills, based on the seven deadly Sins. Only players who have ascended with a Bad Moon zodiac sign can access this store.

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MEANSUCKER WANNA GIVE YOU SKILLS ON THE TORTURE HELLCITYBUS.

• Lust - You're really... enthusiastic. So much so that you tend to rush into things and not care if you do them well or not. (passive)
• Gluttony - You really, really like food. You like it so much that you find it hard to concentrate on anything else. (passive)
• Greed - You want money, 'cause you're in need. Getting more money is no trifling matter to you, indeed. You care about pretty much nothing but money. (passive)
• Sloth - Baby Ruth! Baby Ruth! Nah, you're too lazy to go get a Baby Ruth. You're too lazy to do pretty much anything. (passive)
• Wrath - You're just... so... angry. You hate everything. You just want to recklessly and violently smash things. (passive)
• Envy - Whenever you see anybody else with anything, you want it. You don't care what it is, you don't care what it costs, you just want it. (passive)
• Pride - You feel pretty full of yourself -- you're always strutting around and bragging about your accomplishments. Gotta watch your figure, though. (passive)

Learn Message

You have learned a new skill: skill.

Notes

• The first skill costs 400 Meat to learn, but each subsequent skill costs twice as much Meat as the previous one.
• None of the above skills can be made permanent.
• Three pairs of these skills seem to be in opposition to each other, much like Knob Goblin nasal spray and Knob Goblin eyedrops. These skill pairs are Pride/Gluttony, Sloth/Lust, and Greed/Envy.
• Each skill has one benefit and one drawback, many of which are currently unknown:

Skill	Benefit	Drawback
Lust	+initiative??	-spell damage??
Gluttony	unknown, but food related	-stats??
Greed	+50% meat	-15% items
Sloth	unknown	-initiative??
Wrath	+10 melee and spell damage	unknown
Envy	+30% items	-25% meat
Pride	+4 stats/combat	lowers gains from food

References

• Each of the seven skills corresponds to the Seven deadly sins and give appropriate effects.
• "Meansucker" was the name of one of Wesley Willis' demons.